do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though
i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
This bun is a GENIUS!
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen
Thats not honey
gonna put them on my christmas tree shaped christmas tree
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were