"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*
This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing
my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror
(Source: jetbag, via baracknobama)
Leaked demo audio of the english voice for Levi!
JUST AS WE FEARED
But what if this had actually happened
(Source: lamegamer, via sinshana)
When I try to remember what I learned last semester
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.